Oh look, another reboot of an old horror franchise. Way to go Hollywood, way to stir the pot of originality. What’s next, a Leprechaun in the Hood 2 remake? No, how about we remake Howard the fucking Duck? Yeah that’s it, produced by Michael Bay, and filmed in 3D. All I can say is thank god for foreign cinema. Have you seen the new Kim Ji-woon film?
A Nightmare on Elm Street is a “reboot” of the original, that’s a nice way of saying it’s the same fucking movie they made 30 years ago, only with a bigger budget and better visual effects. On a plus note, Jackie Earle Haley plays as Freddy Krueger. He’s the kind of guy you’d let your wife have sex with and feel damn proud of it after. Rorschach fucked my wife, Fuck yeah. Anyway, here is a conveniently edited video of all the death scenes from A Nightmare on Elm Street for your viewing pleasure. CLICK HERE TO WATCH
Watch classic death scenes from the Nightmare on Elm Street films:
Nightmare on Elm Street – Freddy’s First Kill
Nightmare on Elm Street – Johnny Depp Blood Geyser
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